Get Your Edible NigahigaTeeShirts

We're not normally in the business of showing t-shirt infomercials, but these guys know how to sell a tee:

Do you hear that independent t-shirt companies? You've gotta get yourselves the Nigahiga treatment.

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We don't understand this at all.

What we do know, is that they make AMAZING t-shirts...AND that you have to pay through the nose to get them.

The lovely piece pictured below is only $62 + shipping.

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FitFlop, the Fashionless Way to Look Good

We were rolling in the aisles when this gem showed up in our mailbox being pushed by none other than the mighty Amazon.com. Apparently, The Jimmy was onto something with his shoes that train you to jump higher.

There's a new company on the scene and their name, which we think should be Tacky Toes but is actually FitFlop purports to offer the ultimate in passive exercise. How it can be better than sitting there watching TV with electrodes attached to your muscles is beyond us, but they offer seven "motivating" reasons for you to get your own pair:

1. FitFlop midsoles incorporate patent-pending micro-wobbleboard^TM technology, to give you a workout while you walk.
   You're not alone if you read that as "waterboard technology" at first. We thought that maybe Dick Cheney had found his calling after being dragged out of the President's --oops, we mean Vice President's-- office.
2. Every step you take in your FitFlops helps tone and trim your legs.
3. FitFlops work your bum muscles more.
4. FitFlops have been shown to have a significant effect on the toning muscles of your thighs.
5. Walking in FitFlops is like walking barefoot, but a little bit better.
6. FitFlops make it easier to stay in shape.

Seriously, nothing says "I don't care how I look" better than a wide-soled ugly-logoed shoe that's supposed to make you look better.

Good luck with this one, kids, we predict you'll be FitFlopping your way to bankruptcy in the not-so-distant future.

Attack of the Penis T-shirts

This all started with previously-mentioned Third Shifts' post about the first photo-realistic penis t-shirt in this series. We thought it was funny enough to warrant it's own place at SS&OS, but wanted to find the originator. The search brought up a lot more t-shirts with dicks on them than we expected and what would be the fun if we didn't share?

While not everything on the accompanying page is strictly NSFW, we figured we should cover it all up anyway just in case you don't want others to see you looking at penises. Just hover over a pic to see the magic happen.

No, you're not going to see any tshirts that say "Penis" instead of "Pepsi" nor the standard text jokes about penises. All of these tees actually have schlongs, or the likenesses of cocks on them. And of course these pictures link to their respective sources if you'd like more information.

Enough chatter -- bring on the Peni!

(Speaking of which, if you didn't think a person could write a 3000 word essay on the pluralization of penis, you'd be sadly mistaken.)