To quote the owner of Third Shift Clothing, Jason, basketball jargon intact:
In tradition with the real March Madness, Third Shift Clothing has come out with their annual March Madness Sale. This year's bracket buster sale has everything at 15 bucks. Just in time for the big tourney and a fresh tee for you to wear while you watch nothing but college basketball.
In layman terms, this would roughly translate to:
In tradition with the (big yearly college basketball tournament in March where people bet lots of money on which teams will win), Third Shift Clothing has (a corresponding annual) sale. This year's (excellently-priced) sale has everything at 15 bucks. Just in time for the (previously mentioned) tourney and a fresh tee for you to wear while you watch (some college basketball, and then reruns of Who's The Boss when you have no shot at winning the money you bet).
There, that should hopefully clear up everything for the sports-declined of our reader base. Also, it bears mentioning that even their hoodies are $15, which is a great price, and some of their hats are only $10. And if you're not into sports or basketball, don't be thrown -- these shirts are 100% perfect for any situation and not just for the basketball-savvy.
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